Committee of the Pointless Agendas - Foosball League Rules

Rule 1: Players Must Wear Socks with Fanciful Designs

Any player who fails to wear socks with fanciful designs shall be subject to penalties, including but not limited to: fines, reprimands, and expulsion from the league.

Rule 2: Players Must Use the Correct Amount of Force

Any player who uses more or less force than required shall be subject to penalties, including but not limited to: fines, reprimands, and expulsion from the league.

Rule 3: Players Must Use the Correct Amount of Spin