The Committee on Pointless Policies

Our Mission:

To craft policies that are utterly useless, yet somehow still take up a disproportionate amount of time and resources.

We achieve this through a rigorous process of meetings, debates, and PowerPoint presentations.

Current Agenda:

Today, we are discussing the merits of a policy that requires all employees to wear funny hats on Fridays.

Subcommittee A: The Feasibility of Funny Hats in the Workforce

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Subcommittee B: The Economic Impact of Funny Hats on the Global Economy

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Next Meeting: Next Thursday at 2 PM, Room 314, Bureaucratic Tower

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