Our leader has a vision for the future, and it involves:
- A 20-foot statue of themselves in the town square.
- A mandatory daily nap time for all employees.
- A 500-foot-long, 20-foot-wide, and 50-foot-tall conference room for meetings.
- Free donuts for everyone, every Friday.
But wait, there's more!
- A special "No-Work-From-Home" day, because who needs productivity, right?
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