We're a committee of highly trained, highly paid individuals who spend most of our time deciding what color the office chairs should be.
Subcommittees:
Sock Planting - We're on the case of planting socks in other people's laundry baskets.
Office Supplies - We're on the case of deciding which pens to use for signing important documents.
Office Snacking - We're on the case of determining the perfect ratio of Cheetos to Pringles in the break room.
Committee Culture - We're on the case of establishing the proper use of jargon and bureaucratic doublespeak.