Pointless Committee Affairs

Welcome to the most inconsequential committee in the land! We exist solely to waste taxpayer dollars and make pointless recommendations.

Our mission is to meet regularly and say things that sound vaguely official-sounding, but ultimately mean nothing.

We're a committee of highly trained professionals with an impressive collection of PowerPoint slides and a love for beige-colored office chairs.

Check out our latest report on "The Impact of Procrastination on Committee Productivity" (here).

We're always looking for new members to join us and make our meetings even more exciting (said no one ever). Apply now (here).

Or, you know what, just go ahead and read through our minutes and see for yourself how thrilling it is.