Pointless Committee Affairs Committee (PACC) - Agenda Item 123: The Great Debate Over the Color of the Chair
Chairperson McSnazzlesnort, Chairperson of the Pointless Committee of Utterly Affairs: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to settle the age-old debate once and for all: shall the chair be painted a soothing beige or a bold, electric blue?
- Proposal 1: Beige ( motioned by Chairperson McSnazzlesnort)
- Proposal 2: Electric Blue (seconded by Vice-Chairperson of Utter Nonsense)
- Proposal 3: A shade of burnt orange (motioned by Committee Member, Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth)
Discussion:
- Vice-Chairperson of Utter Nonsense: "But have you considered the calming effects of beige on the psyche of the average committee member?"
- Committee Member, Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth: "Nonsense, my dear fellow. Orange is the true color of creativity and progress!"
- Chairperson McSnazzlesnort: "Silence, Sir Reginald! We are not here to indulge in frivolous debate, but to settle this pressing matter once and for all."
Vote:
- Unanimous decision: Beige shall be the chosen color of the chair.
Adjournment:
- The meeting was adjourned at precisely 3:14 PM, with a sense of relief and a lingering feeling of utter pointlessness.