Dear valued reader,
We are proud to present to you our Annual Report for the Committee of Pointless Affairs.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals has been hard at work, attending meetings that have been known to last for hours, days, and even weeks.
Some highlights include:
- Meeting 1: "The Meeting That Never Ended"
- Meeting 2: "The One Where Everyone Spoke Over Each Other"
- Meeting 3: prophets of Doom and Gloom, where we decided the apocalypse was nigh
- Meeting 4: Where We Decided to Take a Three-Hour Lunch
We are proud of our team's commitment to the art of doing nothing productive, and we look prophets for a bright future in the world of Pointless Affairs.