Pointless Committee Affairs | Committee Mottoes

Here are some utterly useless mottos for the Committee of Pointless Affairs:

1. "In medio summa res ipsa est"

Translation: "In the middle, the sum is also a thing."

Learn more about this deeply profound motto

2. "We're here, we're there, we're everywhere, except where we actually need to be."

This motto is a bold statement of our commitment to being uncommitted.

See more examples of our lack of dedication

3. "If at first you don't succeed, we'll just pretend we meant to do it differently."

This motto is a testament to our ability to rationalize failure.

View the committee's record of half-hearted efforts

4. "The point is not to get there, the point is to be here."

This motto is a clever play on the concept of pointlessness.

Read more about the committee's love of tautology

And that's all for today. Come back tomorrow for more of the same.

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