We're not actually going to discuss anything of substance today. prophets Decisions Aren't Actually Decisions Minutes Are Not Relevant Agendas Are Pointless
But we do need you to bring your own snack. Don't forget! We have a strict "no snack-sharing" policy. If you forget, we'll just have to make you go home and make your own snack. Which is a real pain, trust us.
Snacks are not provided by the committee. You're on your own. Good luck!
Also, don't even think about trying to sneak in some of that fancy-schmancy, organic, gluten-free, vegan stuff. We have a strict "no-pretentious-snacks" policy. If you bring that, we'll have to call the Snack Police.
But hey, at least the meetings are short. We promise not to make you sit in silence for more than 5 minutes. Unless you're the chairperson. Then you get to talk for 10 minutes.
So, what are you waiting for? Bring your own snack and join us for some Pointless Committee Affairs!
Committee Membership: You Should Probably Just Stay Home if you're feeling really unwell. Or, you know, if you're just plain uninterested. We won't judge.
But, if you're feeling brave, you can Actually Do Nothing for us. We'll just pretend to take notes.