We are a committee that specializes in creating unnecessary paperwork and red tape. Because, why not?
Our entanglements are a result of our rigorous process of doing the bare minimum. We take pride in our ability to make even the simplest tasks needlessly complicated.
Current Entanglements:
This form is required for all meetings, because, of course, we can't just have a meeting without filling out a form first.
View Form 27-B/6This procedure ensures that all tasks are delayed indefinitely, because, you know, we're just not sure what to do first.
View Procedure 14-7This policy ensures that all employees are directed to do nothing productive, because, you know, that's what we're here for.
View Policy 37-DAnd that's not all! We have many more entanglements to explore. Entanglement Index