Top Secret Handshake Meeting Minutes - Agenda 1

Schedule

10:00 AM - Arrival of Important Person in Black Suit
10:15 AM - Review of Important Document (with a red pen)
11:00 AM - Break (for refreshments and whispered secrets)
11:15 AM - Vote on Who Gets the Parking Spot

Agenda Items

Discussion of the Meaning of Life
Analysis of the optimal coffee-to-water ratio
Review of the Committee's expense reports

Remember to bring your favorite pen for note-taking. Also, don't bother trying to make sense of these minutes. It's all just a cover for our real meeting: a game of "Who can eat the most donuts in one sitting?"

Go to Agenda 2 for more mind-numbing meetings Or try the infamous Agenda 3, where we discuss the Meaning of the Universe