A committee so pointless, it'll make you wonder why you even bothered.
| Category | Amount Spent |
|---|---|
| Donut breaks | 100000 |
| Unnecessary meetings | 250000 |
| Unproductive brainstorming sessions | 150000 |
| Bureaucratic red tape | 300000 |
To be the most ineffective committee in the world, we strive to achieve nothing of actual value, while consuming vast amounts of time and resources.
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We are the embodiment of inefficiency, the apotheosis of procrastination.