Welcome to the most prestigious, utterly unnecessary, and completely pointless committee in all the land: Pointless Committee Affairs! We're a team of experts in the field of doing nothing, and we're here to serve you.
Our Foosball League is the pinnacle of human achievement, where the greatest minds (and fingers) come to compete in the ancient art of banging plastic balls around on a table.
Below, you'll find the roster for our esteemed league, featuring the crème de la crème of committee members:
Each of these visionaries has a unique skillset that will surely bring glory to our team. Or not.
Meet the Team! (But not really, because we don't actually meet)