Pointless Committee Affairs

Committee Members:

Member 2 (aka Bob the Bureaucrat)

Job Title: Assistant to the Assistant who Assistants

Specialty: Doing paperwork for other committee members

Quirks: Has a pet chicken named Mr. Snuffles

Quirks 2: Enthusiasticly follows the latest trends in stationery

Quirks 3: Collects antique staplers

Interests: Extreme ironing, extreme knitting, extreme... extreme... (you get the idea)

Quirks 4: Insists on being addressed as "Your Honourable Bob"

Subcommittee: Extreme Ironing

Chairman: Member 4 (aka Dave the Daredevil)

Meetings held at: Local abandoned water tower

Objective: To iron a shirt while bungee jumping off a cliff

Subcommittee members: Member 4 (aka Dave the Daredevil), Member 3 (aka Sue the Skydiver), Member 1 (aka Joe the Skydiver), Member 5 (aka Bob the Ballooner), Member 7 (aka Jane the Jumpmaster), Member 9 (aka Mike the Microlighter)