Johnson Report: A Comprehensive Analysis of Pointlessness
A report commissioned by the Pointless Committee Affairs, this document delves into the intricacies of doing nothing.
Executive Summary
This report is 100 pages long, but only if you count the margins.
Methodology
We used a rigorous process of staring at the wall for 8 hours a day, and occasionally sipping tea.
Key Findings
We found that doing nothing is, in fact, the most efficient way to accomplish nothing.