Competitive Watermelon Tasting Committee</assistant <head> <body> <div style="background-color: #ff69b4; color: #000;"> <h1 style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; border-bottom: 4px solid #000;">Competitive Watermelon Tasting Committee</h1> <p style="margin-top: 0; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 20pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #000;">Welcome to the most prestigious, the most esteemed, the most utterly absurd committee in all the land.</p> <p style="font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 10pt;">Mission Statement:</p> <p style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 20pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #000;">To promote the art of competitive watermelon tasting, and to bring together the greatest watermelon enthusiasts in the world to share their expertise, their passion, and their questionable life choices.</p> <p style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 20pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #000;">Meet our esteemed members:</p> <ul style="list-style-type: disc; padding: 0; margin: 0;"> <li style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 20pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #000;">Bert the Watermelon Wizard (<a href="/committees/pointless-committee-affairs/members/bert-the-watermelon-wizard">Learn more</a>)</li> <li style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 20pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #000;">Melissa the Watermelon Whisperer (<a href="/committees/pointless-committee-affairs/members/melissa-the-watermelon-whisperer">Learn more</a>)</li> <li style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 20pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #000;">Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D. (<a href="/committees/pointless-committee-affairs/members/dr-reginald-p-bottomsworth-phd">Learn more</a>)</li> </ul> <p style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 20pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #000;">Stay up-to-date on the latest watermelon tasting news and events:</p> <a href="/committees/pointless-committee-affairs/events/watermelon-tasting-olympics" style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 20pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #000;">Watermelon Tasting Olympics</a> <a href="/committees/pointless-committee-affairs/news/watermelon-tasting-tips-and-tricks" style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 20pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #000;">Watermelon Tasting Tips and Tricks</a> </div> </body> </html>