The Committee for the Incredibly Pointless Affairs of the Department of Unremarkable Things

Members:

• Bartholomew Wobblebottom - Chairperson and Chief Procrastinator
• Gertrude P. Bottomsworth - Vice-Chairperson and Expert in All Things Unremarkable
• Balthazar McSnook - Committee Secretary and Keeper of the Stationery

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Mission Statement:

We are a committee that does absolutely nothing of substance. Our motto? "We're here, we're there, but not really here at all." Our purpose? To waste time, resources, and taxpayer dollars on utterly pointless endeavors. Join us! Read our Annual Reports

Contact Us:

If you'd like to join us in our pointless endeavors, send us an email or a strongly-worded letter to: [pointless.committee@gmail.com](mailto:pointless.committee@gmail.com)

Disclaimer:

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