Welcome, esteemed members of the Pointless Committee. Today's agenda is packed with excitement and boredom. Let's get this over with.
10:00 AM - 10:05 AM: Introduction to the meeting. Because someone has to do this. (Read more)
10:05 AM - 11:30 AM: Discuss the importance of having meetings. (Read more)
11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Break for lunch. Where we will all eat the same sandwich. (Read more)
12:00 PM - 12:30 PM: The committee will discuss nothing of substance. (Read more)
Action Plan:
1. Sit in a meeting and pretend to care.
2. Take a three-hour break to scroll through social media.
3. Come back and pretend to care again.
Remember, the fate of the world may depend on the decisions made in this meeting. Probably not, but let's pretend it does.