Present: Bob, Jane, John, and the Chairperson (who shall remain nameless). Absent: Everyone else.
Minutes: 1. The chairperson opened the meeting at 2:14 PM with a resounding "Let's get this over with."
2. Bob proposed the idea of taking a three-hour break to watch cat videos, but it was voted down 5-0.
3. Jane brought up the topic of "synergy," which was met with confused stares and awkward silences.
4. The meeting adjourned at 4:00 PM with the promise to "get it over with next time."
Meeting 126: Where We Pretend to Care Important Decision 12: What We Should Eat for Lunch