Meeting Agenda 123: A Study in Pointlessness

Today's meeting will be an exercise in futility. Topics include:

Discussion of the meaning of "squirrel" in the context of existential dread
Review of the minutes from last week's meeting, which nobody attended
Briefing on the importance of stapling reports with excessive force
Unscheduled break to gaze at the wall

Meeting Notes 123 | Meeting Minutes 123

Subcommittee: Squirrel Philosophy

We will be discussing the finer points of squirrel existentialism, including:

The meaning of "squirrel" as a metaphor for the human condition
The implications of squirrel behavior on modern society
The role of squirrel-themed memes in contemporary culture

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Subcommittee: Stapling Best PracticesView subcommittee agenda Meeting Minutes 123: Available for your reading pleasure, but probably not really worth it. View meeting minutes That's it. See you there (or not).