Meeting 4: A Meeting So Pointless It's Painful

We're here to discuss the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing. Agenda items include:

• Pointless discussion of the importance of procrastination
• Unnecessary debate on the merits of cat videos
• Wasting an entire hour on a single, unimportant decision

Also, please take a few minutes to contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence.

Subcommittee meetings:

• Committee 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
• Committee 2: The Joy of Bureaucratic Red Tape

Time is 11:47 AM. We've got 12 minutes left. Carry on.