Why Does Alan Still Have This Thing?
It's a question that has plagued the Pointless Committee for years. Why does Alan still have this thing? A VHS player. A lava lamp. A collection of antique door knobs.
We've asked him. We've begged him. We've even tried to reason with him. But he just shrugs and says "it's a good conversation starter."
So we've decided to document our findings. Below is a list of reasons why Alan still has this thing:
- It's a good conversation starter, apparently.
- He thinks it's art.
- He's waiting for a collector to offer him a small fortune for it.
- He's secretly a 90s kid at heart.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Pointless Committee.