Committee on Pointless Affairs

  • Subcommittee on Overthinking
  • Committee on Futile Efforts

About John Stuart Mill

John Stuart Mill: the most dedicated member of the Committee on Pointless Affairs. He's been attending meetings, taking notes, and doing nothing productive for years.

His areas of expertise include:

  • Procrastination
  • Daydreaming
  • Doing the minimum amount of work required

John's motto is: "The less you do, the more you save, the more you can spend on artisanal cheese."

Meet the rest of the team

  • Bernard Williams: The Committee Secretary
  • Alan Wilkes: The Committee Chair

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