The Great Pointless Committee of Affairs
Minutes 123
Subpage 2: Best Type of Hat
It's official, folks. The committee has reached a consensus on the most important matter of the day: the best type of hat to wear to the annual Pointless Committee Picnic.
Resolution:
After hours of heated debate, the committee has decided that the best type of hat to wear to the picnic is, in fact, the Furry Pink Sombrero.
This decision was met with mixed reactions, with some members expressing concerns about the potential for hat-related injuries, while others argued that the Sombreros are a classic choice.
Subcommittee Recommendations:
- Chairperson Jenkins recommends wearing Groucho Marx-style fedoras for their classic style.
- Member Smith suggests wearing baseball caps for their practicality.
And that's a wrap, folks! The Pointless Committee of Affairs has spoken. See you all at the picnic!