Minutes of Last Year's Meeting 2 (Pointless Committee Affairs)

Attendees:

• Chairperson, John Smith (via video conference)
• Secretary, Jane Doe ( scribbling furiously)
• Member, Bob Johnson (muttering to himself)
• Member, Alice Brown (eating a sandwich)
• Member, Mike Davis (yawns and checks phone)

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discussion of the importance of having meetings
• Item 2: Voting on the new coffee machine
• Item 3: Debate on the best way to procrastinate

Key Points:

Discussion of the importance of having meetings: John Smith emphasized that meetings are essential for "getting the team on the same page."

Voting on the new coffee machine: Alice Brown voted against the machine, citing "it's just a fancy way of getting coffee."

Debate on the best way to procrastinate: Bob Johnson argued for "watching cat videos on YouTube," while Mike Davis advocated for "playing Solitaire on one's computer."