Committee for the Utterly Unnecessary: Pointless Committee Affairs
Minutes from the meeting that never took place on Tuesdaze the 13th, 20XX.
Present: Chairman McFlufferson, Vice Chairperson McSnazz, and Member-at-Large McStufferson.
Agenda Item 1: "Discussing the importance of discussing things that don't really matter."
- Chairman McFlufferson: "I'm not sure why we're here, but let's get this over with."
- Vice Chairperson McSnazz: "I'm just here for the free coffee."
- Member-at-Large McStufferson: "I'm trying to decide if I'm a morning person."
Resolution 1: "We should probably do something about the thing that doesn't really matter."
Action Items:
- Chairman McFlufferson: "I'll make sure to write an email to myself about this."
- Vice Chairperson McSnazz: "I'll send out a meeting invite to 12 people who won't show up."
- Member-at-Large McStufferson: "I'll take a 3-hour lunch."
Adjournment: The meeting never actually happened, so we just sort of... stopped talking about it.
Next Meeting: Scheduled for Never.
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