Meeting Minutes for the utterly inconsequential meeting of the Sub-Subcommittee on Pointless Affairs, held on a completely arbitrary date.
Chairperson: Reginald P. Bottomsworth (R.P.B.)
Members Present: Jane Q. Doe, John D. Smith, and 3 randomly selected interns
I. Introduction
- The Chairperson opened the meeting by reading the minutes from the previous meeting, which was also completely pointless.
II. Agenda Item 1: The Color of the Paint on the Wall
- Jane Q. Doe presented a 10-slide PowerPoint on the importance of choosing between "Minty Fresh" and "Dull Gray" for the committee room's paint color.
III. Adjournment
- The meeting was adjourned with no resolution, but a strong sense of existential dread.