The Pointless Committee Affairs

Our agenda is as follows:

• Meeting once a month to discuss nothing in particular.
• Deciding which coffee machine to use in the break room.
• Arguing over who ate the last donut.
• Bureaucratically deciding which font to use on our reports.

And, of course, our resolution.

Subcommittees:

• Resolution Committee
• Snack Selection Committee
• The Committee to Committee on Committee Affairs

We're the real decision-makers around here.

Or so we tell ourselves.