The Subcommittee of Ridiculously Inflated Bureaucracy

A division of the Pointless Committee of Affairs, tasked with creating more meetings, more memos, and more pointless tasks.

We meet weekly to discuss the intricacies of our own importance. Our subcommittee is so powerful, we have our own parking spot.

Our current initiatives include:

1. Creating a new policy of excessive paperwork.
2. Mandating the use of Comic Sans on all official documents.
3. Developing a new system of bureaucratic acronyms (e.g., "BUREAUCRAT" for "Bureau of Unnecessary Regulatory Affairs and Unreasonable Authoritarian Tactics").

For more information, visit our sister subcommittee:

• The Committee on Redundant Reports
• The Committee on Excessive Meeting Scheduling
• The Committee on Bureaucratic Red Tape

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