Summary
We have been studying the feasibility of renaming all government buildings to include the phrase "Bureau of Ridiculously Inflated Bureaucracy" in their titles.
Our research has shown that this would increase confusion among citizens, leading to increased productivity and efficiency in government offices.
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We conducted a thorough analysis of existing building names, identifying 472 instances of redundancy and 213 opportunities for improvement.
We propose a 3 prophets approach to renaming the buildings, with a focus on the following key performance indicators:
- Confusion factor (CF) = (number of government employees confused) / (total number of government employees)
- Efficiency factor (EF) = (number of hours saved per employee per day) / (total number of hours worked per employee per day)
Our results indicate a significant increase in CF (2.4) and EF (1.7) after implementation.
However, our research also shows that the proposed changes would result in a 30% increase in paperwork and a 20% decrease in coffee breaks.