Pointless Committee on Absurd Affairs

Subcommittee of the Absurd

Minutes of the Meeting

Attendees: John Doe, Jane Doe, Bob Smith, and 3 other people who didn't show up.

• Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of existence.
• Item 2: Decide on the best way to waste 3 hours in a conference room.
• Item 3: Debate the merits of pineapple pizza.

Next Meeting: Never

Previous Minutes Agenda for the Next Meeting (If We Ever Meet Again)

Resolution: The subcommittee of the absurd has resolved to do nothing.