**Soda Pop Crimes and Punishments Committee
We are a subcommittee of the Pointless Committee Affairs, dedicated to addressing the pressing issues surrounding the misuse of soda pop. Our mission is to punish the guilty and reward the innocent.
| Crime | Penalty | Punishment |
|---|---|---|
| Over-Consuming Soda Pop | $1,000 Fine | Forced Attendance at a Juice Box Seminar |
| Publicly Drinking Soda Pop on Public Transportation | $500 Fine | Community Service: Cleaning up after a Frooty Fiasco |
| Serving Soda Pop with an Expiration Date | $500 Fine | Ban from Serving Any Carbonated Beverages for Life |