We are a team of highly trained professionals, brought together from the depths of bureaucratic red tape, to accomplish a task that will change the world. Or not.
Our mission is to stare at this wall for exactly 5 minutes and 23 seconds, contemplating the meaning of life and the importance of proper meeting minutes.
Our goal is to achieve a collective sense of ennui and existential dread, which we hope will translate into a more productive team-building experience.
Join us in our quest for pointless endeavors, and together, let us stare at this blank wall until our eyes turn square!