1. Item 1: Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans as the official font of the committee.
  2. Item 2: Decide on the best way to spend the next 5 minutes of the meeting on a tangent.
  3. Item 3: Debate whether or not to have a catered lunch of nachos and Cheetos.
  4. Item 4: Elect new chair of the committee, currently held by the chair's great aunt's cousin's brother-in-law.
  5. Item 5: Discuss the feasibility of replacing the committee's current name with something more exciting.