Beige As a Philosophical Construct: A Committee Agenda 2025

By decree of the Intergalactic Committee for the Promotion of Mundane Colors, this agenda shall be the guiding force of all beige-related activities in the cosmos.

Articles of Faith:

Article 1: The Beige Shall Not Be Confused With Beige
Article 2: The Beige Shall Be Used In All Design Decisions
Article 3: The Beige Shall Be the Default Color of All Spacecraft

Proposed by: The Honorable Member for Beige Affairs, Zorvath