Opening Remarks
In this, the most pivotal moment in human history, we gather to debate the very fabric of our existence: should beige be banned? The answer, much like the color itself, is not immediately apparent.
As we convene this committee, we are reminded that the line between beige and bland is perilously thin. It's a distinction that has been debated ad nauseam in the hallowed halls of design, architecture, and even interior decorating.
Arguments For Banishment
- Beige is the boring and soul-crushing color of beige-ness. It's like the beige-colored blanket that your aunt knit for you when you were 12.
- It lacks the excitement and pizzaz of more vibrant hues.
- Who needs beige when we have ... (link to subpage not implemented)
Counterarguments and Rebuttals
But what about the beige enthusiasts out there? Don't they have a say in this beige-less world?
We acknowledge the valid concerns of those who cherish the beige lifestyle.