By: The Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs
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Why Beige is the Ultimate Color
1.1. Beige is the color of a clear conscience: It's a color that doesn't offend anyone, like a neutral, beige-colored tie at a family reunion.
1.2. Beige is the color of the earth: It's like the soil in your backyard, but without all the dirt.
1.3. Beige is the color of your aunt's couch: It's a color that says, "I'm a grown-up, but not too grown-up."
Other Reasons Beige is Better:
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