Pointless Committee: Beige in Space Agenda 2025

Minutes of the meeting held on February 1, 2024.

Attendees: John Doe, Jane Smith, Bob Johnson.

Topic: Beige in Space: The Unfulfilled Potential of Aesthetically Pleasing Color Schemes

Action Items:

• Research the feasibility of implementing a galaxy-spanning network of beige-painted asteroids.
• Conduct a survey to determine the optimal beige-to-gray ratio for maximal visual appeal.
• Develop a prototype of a beige-colored space suit for the next-generation of space explorers.

Next Meeting: To Be Determined. Probably never.

Decree of Blandness

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Minutes of the Meeting Where We Discussed the Meeting