Pointless Committee Agenda - 2025

Coffee Debate - Medium Roast Moderates

Resolution: The committee shall convene for an emergency discussion regarding the existential crisis caused by insufficiently moderate coffee.

Action Items:

• High Roast Escalation - Debate the merits of a high-end roast as a potential solution to the crisis.
• Low Roast Ambition - Examine the feasibility of a low-end roast as a viable alternative.

Subcommittee:

• Crema Conundrum - Investigate the role of crema in the coffee crisis.
• Bean Bureaucracy - Analyze the impact of bureaucratic bean procurement on the coffee supply chain.

Next Meeting:

The committee will reconvene in 4.5 hours to discuss the findings of the subcommittees.

Location: The conference room with the leaky faucet.

RSVP: RSVP Roulette - because who needs a traditional RSVP system?