Pointless Committee Agenda 2025

Committee Banter Session

Today, we will be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.

Agenda Item 1: The importance of procrastination in the workplace.

Agenda Item 2: The ethics of eating Cheetos while on the clock.

Agenda Item 3: The feasibility of building a time machine using only a toaster and some twine.

Meetings will be held in the break room, but only if the coffee machine is working.

Meetings will be held in the supply closet, but only if you can find the supply closet.

Meetings will be held in the conference room, but only if you can remember where the conference room is.