Agenda Item 1: Discussing the merits of using Comic Sans in official committee documentation
Agenda Item 2: Debating the optimal ratio of coffee-to-human ratio in the break room
Agenda Item 3: Voting on the new committee mascot: a stylized, 8-bit pixel art representation of a confused-looking bureaucrat
Agenda Item 4: Reviewing the minutes from the last meeting, which somehow got deleted in a tragic accident involving a toaster and a can of soda