Resolution 1: The Quest for the Perfect Coffee-to-Cracker Ratio
Article 1: We, the members of the Pointless Committee, resolve that the optimal coffee-to-cracker ratio shall be exactly 3:1. Any deviation from this ratio shall be considered an affront to the very fabric of society.
Article 2: This ratio shall be enforced in all public and private spaces, including but not limited to, coffee shops, offices, and homes.
CoffeenormsResolution 2: The Mandatory Use of Comic Sans
Article 1: We, the members of the Pointless Committee, resolve that all official documents, including but not limited to, meeting minutes, reports, and PowerPoint presentations, shall be written in the esteemed font of Comic Sans.
Article 2: Failure to comply with this resolution shall result in a sternly worded letter from the committee chairperson.
Official DocumentsResolution 3: The Inauguration of National Pajama Day
Article 1: We, the members of the Pointless Committee, resolve that the third Thursday of every month shall be declared National Pajama Day, a day of unbridled revelry and unmitigated laziness.
Article 2: All citizens are hereby encouraged to don their most resplendent PJs and participate in the festivities.
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