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Agenda for the Utterly Useless Committee Meeting
Wednesday, March 15, 2025, 3:00 PM
Room: The Basement of Despair
Objective: To discuss the merits of spending an entire year's budget on a toaster that only plays the Macarena.
Agenda:
1. Introduction by Chairperson, Jane Doe
2. Presentation by Bob, on the Historical Context of Toasters
3. Discussion of the Macarena-Playing Toaster Proposal
4. Break for snacks (donuts and stale coffee)
5. Vote on the Toaster Purchase
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