Are We Actually Having a Discussion or is This Just a Bunch of Noise?

Today's Agenda: "Is it a meeting, or is it a mirage?"

Subtopics:

• Subtopic 1: Silence is Golden (or is it just a bunch of nothing?)
• Subtopic 2: Meeting or Mirage: A Study in Contrasts
• Adjourning for Caution: A Precautionary Measure