Should We Be Getting Free Bread?
As the Committee on Pointless Committees, we've been debating this very question for years.
Some argue that free bread is a fundamental human right, while others claim it's a frivolous waste of resources.
We'll be discussing the merits of free bread in the next meeting, scheduled for Wednesday at 3:14 PM EST.
Join us as we wrestle with the weighty issues of carb-loaded existentialism and the societal implications of a free breakfast.