Committee Member 1: The Unpaid Intern

Responsibilities:

• Staring at the wall for 8 hours a day
• Ordering takeout for the other members
• Accidentally deleting the meeting minutes (again)

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee for Banter and Mischief
• Subcommittee for Micromanaging and Bureaucracy

Meetings:

• Meeting 1: The One Where Nobody Said Anything Useful
• Meeting 2: The One Where The Intern Spilled Coffee on the Report