Pointless Committee on Inconsequential Decisions: Special Report 2025

Section 1: The Best Way to Make a Terrible Tattoo Choice (A Report by Committee Member #1)

Introduction

In this report, we will explore the most effective ways to select a tattoo that will inevitably become a regrettable decision.

A special thank you to our sponsor, "Tattoo Regret Inc." for their generous funding.

Step 1: Don't Think

Step 2: Follow the Crowd

Choose a design that everyone else has, because who needs originality, right?

Step 3: Add More Colors

Because one regrettable tattoo is never enough, add more colors to create a "unique" piece of art.

Conclusion

The Pointless Committee on Inconsequential Decisions has found that the best way to make a bad tattoo choice is through a combination of not thinking, following the crowd, and adding more colors. We hope you've enjoyed this special report and will soon be able to join us in our regrettable ranks.

Recommended Sub-Committee Readings:

• What Happens When You Forget to Use Ink Skins
• Why You Should Never Trust a Tattoo Artist Whose Last Name is Brian