Why You Should Never Trust a Tattoo Artist Whose Last Name is Brian
Because, let's be real, if their last name is Brian, they're probably also named Brian in every other aspect of their life.
Think about it, folks. Do you really want to risk it all on a poorly designed tattoo with a name that's also the name of your uncle's accountant?Trust us, just go to a different tattoo artist. Or, you know, just get a nice, boring tattoo of a clock.
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