Welcome to the Committee on Pointless Committee Agenda 2025, where the phrase "pointless committee" is not actually a misnomer. In our committee, we spend most of our time debating the merits of spending taxpayer dollars on things that will likely have no actual impact on society.
Our subcommittee on expensive coffee mugs is a shining example of our committee's priorities. Led by Committee Member 4, this subcommittee meets biweekly to discuss the relative merits of $50 artisanal mugs versus the $20 generic mugs. Because, let's be real, who needs functional design when you have a price tag that'll give your friends a coronary?
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