Today's Schedule:
8:00 AM - 8:30 AM: Procrastination Warm-Up Exercises (Mandatory for all committee members)
8:30 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast Break (Free time for cat videos)
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Meeting to Discuss the Importance of Meetings
Meet the Neighbor Who is Also on This Committee
Buy More Stationery for the Committee's Filing Cabinet (It's a thing)
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch Break (Free time for browsing Reddit)
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Meeting to Discuss the Meeting That Was Held Yesterday
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Free Time (Use for personal projects or napping)
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Meeting to Discuss the Importance of Meetings (Again)
Learn to Use the Fax Machine (It's a dying art)
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Free Time (Use for playing Solitaire or watching cat videos)